Hello. Its me. I know I have been quiet for a while. Have you missed me? I’ve missed you. What’s that? I look well? Thanks, I am. Oh the bruises? yes, lots of them, but I do bruise like a peach. The physical ones are from the pole-dancing. The emotional ones, well, I’d better not say… […]
Write about what you learned. That Savile was a nasty, aggressive and powerful man, not the bumbling old cartoon character you had thought he was.
I had a sublime moment the other day at gaelic playgroup. I may be the first person to have ever said that. I was staring at the Tupperware containers which hold the Grown-Up Snacks, as someone carefully filled a giant pot of what would be my first proper coffee in days, when I spotted some choco-liebniz […]
I wrote a very short poem have a look
Prologue Me: I’ve decided I’m going to get a tattoo, do you have any preferences as to where I should get it? Husband: your bottom, I suppose. Me: oh ok. I was sort of thinking I might like to show it to people. Husband: what’s it going to be a tattoo of? Me: it’s going […]
He said I was manipulative and unchristian. I wanted to sing his songs and have his babies. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if he had taken me up on it
Earlier this week I got organised and wrote this about mothers day. Its all about how loving and nurturing can become a political act in an anti-emotional world, with a misguided statement about penises, all rounded off with a mashed up bit of Churchill. When I wrote the penis thing I didn’t even know that today is […]